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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:18am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:18am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:28am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 3:02am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 3:04am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:56am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:57am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 6:47am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 6:28am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 5:50am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 2:08am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 6:10am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 6:22am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 4:30am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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