relativity in quantium defibulator mechanics is a very vexing theory and idea to grasp with full understaning. the theory is that when a quantium particle is moved at the speed of light bacon will turn into eggplant and every single person on this world will be constantly hungry for radish. to prevent all further chamges in our timeline we mus give all our money to our pets to eat so that when someone gets explosive diarea it will not create a black hole.