Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
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Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
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Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
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We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their
correct technical name... paenguins.
-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.
-- Laurie Anderson
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I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!
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A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice,
except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had
got so good at it.
(Guards! Guards!)
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good player and pro

JUGAS RE BIEN :O

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Holaa! c:

Solo compro/vendo