Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
-- Saint Jerome
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
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This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
-- Found on a door in the MSU music building
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Women's clothes were not a subject that preoccupied Cutwell much -- in
fact, usually when he thought about women his mental pictures seldom
included any clothes at all -- but the vision in front of him really did
take his breath away.
-- Princess Keli prepares for her coronation
(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
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None love the bearer of bad news.
-- Sophocles
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