System going down in 5 minutes.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly
we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to change
anything. -- Calvin
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Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
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But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
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"Meat pies! Hot sausages! Inna bun! So fresh the pig h'an't noticed they're
gone!"
-- Genuine pig portion packages
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
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Reality -- what a concept!
-- Robin Williams
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I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War! Heh, heh, heh!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
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