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Ben "LAGRANGE" Rickert   Canada
 
 
Retired investment banker. Now full time, csgo skin arbitrage trader. Trying to squeeze out these Chinese hodlers but kinda heard when they do not accept cash. They only accept natural favors if you know what i mean (not into that, no offense tho). So if you are willing to provide them with that i pay good. LOL.
Comment on my profile before add. Use the code word "I`m trying to sell 100 million dollars worth of securities, in a pub, that smells like shoe". That actually happened. Was in England once and a crisis happened where i had to get rid of a huge position of ♥♥♥♥ CDS`s. Hardly had wifi connection. I pulled through tho. Credit Suisse took em off my hands, look how that went, suckers. Oh gosh, never going back to England after that incident. Why you may ask? The trade went fine, i were able to unload those ♥♥♥♥ CDS`s at a good profit. But as i mentioned i had to sell them from a pub, that smelled like shoe. When negotiating with Credit Suisse, some old alcoholic was sitting behind me. Hearing me negotiating in the millions he thought that i was a hella rich banker or something, which is party true, i`m an investment banker not the normal kind of banker. Big difference, but not explaining that now. However he thought he could rob me or something so he got closer and closer trying to rob me. He then suddenly pulled in and tried to grab my cash. The only issue was i did not have any cash with me (who uses cash anymore). He got mad and thought i must have hid it somewhere. Suddenly he had his hand in my pants, touching my genitals (nicer word). I told him to stop and said that is not cash. He answered "i`m not looking for cash" with a huge smile on his face. Not discussing more in detail. So many bad memories. That is why i hate England.
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ГАВ 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am 
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UÇAN KUŞ 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am 
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прими го трейд
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#TixeN. 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am 
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cheating since 2017 and still no action ?