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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
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>>> Internal error in fortune program:
>>> fnum=2987 n=45 flag=1 goose_level=-232323
>>> Please write down these values and notify fortune program administrator.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Professor: "If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be
out of loop."
😲
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
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Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when
nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, *then* is
the time to buy a house on the next continent.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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