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YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; ♥♥♥♥♥ fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR ♥♥♥♥♥? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as ♥♥♥♥♥ Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!


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Fun Fact

- You are ♥♥♥

Here is a quick summary why traps are as ♥♥♥ as normal ♥♥♥ and also why futas are even less ♥♥♥ than normal ♥♥♥

Ok when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to a man penetrating a women making you 50% hetero for the women and 50% ♥♥♥ for the man

And if you watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ it will still be 100% ♥♥♥ because 2 women

But if you watch 2 traps ♥♥♥♥ you will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to 25% girl looks and 25% to the ♥♥♥♥♥ plus the other trap it makes 50% hetero and 50% ♥♥♥ making it as ♥♥♥ as normal ♥♥♥, and if it's with a girl it will only make it 25% ♥♥♥

And with futas they have girly looks making it a 25% ♥♥♥ and also girly parts making it 12.5% so if there are 2 futas it will only be 25% ♥♥♥ and if it's with a girl it will only make it 12.5% ♥♥♥, thus making it less ♥♥♥ than normal ♥♥♥♥

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