noob gamer

Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club.

uhh, sorry to get back to you so late, but i am sorry to say that i don't think i can allow you to join our group.

From what I'm looking at your wiener is massive, I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous, it looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod, uhh and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are.

But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat of yours somewhere else, but thank you for trying and best of luck to you.

i heard him say uwu in his sleep