Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.
-- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
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"I knew then (in 1970) that a 4-kbyte minicomputer would cost as much as
a house. So I reasoned that after college, I'd have to live cheaply in
an apartment and put all my money into owning a computer."
-- Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, EE Times, June 6, 1988, pg 45
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
-- Lenny Bruce
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The Crown is full of it!
-- Nate Harris, 1775
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The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulden
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