are those... BAHONKERS? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes go out of head like paddleballs AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK klaxon horn sound, tongue straightens out A-WHEEEEEE fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA boing sound as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEEEEE pupils go off of eyes, eyes snap forward towards them AYAYAAAAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, pulls ghost back into body OOOOoohhhg,.. faints