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0.0 hrs on record
t's been 9 seconds since they delayed the release of Aberration in Ark: Ascended. My hands won’t stop shaking, and I’m on the verge of the most intense mental breakdown anyone’s ever seen. My tames are waiting for me in the bioluminescent depths, but now I might lose everything. I can’t gather blue gems, can’t even fight a Reaper King. But the worst part? I can't message my TRIBE MEMBER, "GLOWMOSS." We had an epic taming session yesterday in The Island, but now the servers are down, and I can’t get to the dinos we were prepping.

My whole base on Scorched Earth is crumbling without me. I have three dinos waiting for me—"Cliffjumper," "GigaLord," and "BasiliskQueen." They were bred to be my ultimate companions for when Aberration drops. I thought GLOWMOSS was losing it, too, but I was wrong. She’s actually more stable than ever, while I’m spiraling. My tribe also tamed two dodos: "Spike" and "Boulder." They were supposed to be our mascots, but now they’re stuck in limbo, just like us.

I was also on The Center grinding for materials when I heard the news, and I lost it. I smashed my mouse, my keyboard, even my headset. Ark was my entire life, my escape. I’m lying here on the floor, crying into my pillow. But then the unthinkable happened: I got a notification that my server was down for another 3 hours. I can't wait that long. I messaged my in-game partner on Discord, asking, “Are the dinos okay?” and she replied, “I don’t know! The servers are down…” That’s when the panic really set in.

It's now been 13 minutes without Ark. I feel like I’m going to explode. My partner thinks I’m losing it. I spent so much time and effort building my base, grinding for that perfect rex saddle, and now it's all slipping away. I even spent real money on a cool skin set to show off to my tribe, but I can’t even log in to use it. And just when I thought it couldn't get worse—bam! I get banned from the server for 3 days because someone reported me for "spamming"
Posted 5 September, 2024.
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1,009.4 hrs on record (758.1 hrs at review time)
Muy buen juego para disfrutar con amigos o en una comunidad, Bastante inmersivo
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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110.0 hrs on record (88.6 hrs at review time)
Muy buena comunidad
Posted 28 July, 2022.
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171.2 hrs on record (69.8 hrs at review time)
Dinosaurios
Posted 19 June, 2022. Last edited 30 December, 2022.
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302.7 hrs on record (143.5 hrs at review time)
Juego para chads
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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36.0 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Entretenido
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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