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"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences
once and for all.
When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you
think you're going to find a lawyer?"
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Stewie: Up! Stewie wants to go uppie! Mmm, mama's skin's so soft...
Lois: Oh, aren't you affectionate tonight. Well,let me give you a kiss...
Stewie: Another! Another! Mama has candy kisses!
Brian: All right, that's enough! [laves the table in disgust]
Lois: Stewie... did you unhook mommy's bra?
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