Errungenschaftsfortschritt von CROWBλR in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 18. Okt. 2019 um 12:43 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 14. Juni 2019 um 22:42 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 27. März 2020 um 12:13 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 14. Juni 2019 um 22:54 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 0:19 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 1:29 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 13:38 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 23:44 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 16. Juni 2019 um 16:55 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 8. Apr. 2021 um 16:46 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 16:41 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 27. März 2020 um 11:57 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 18. Okt. 2019 um 13:44 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 24. Dez. 2019 um 8:11 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 27. Mai 2020 um 9:40 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 6. Aug. 2021 um 18:01 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 16. Juni 2019 um 16:18 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 8. Apr. 2021 um 16:50 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 23:07 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 8. Apr. 2021 um 16:18 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 22. Juni 2019 um 20:11 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 25. Mai 2020 um 16:54 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 8. Apr. 2021 um 16:22 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 24. Juni 2019 um 10:55 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 14. Juni 2019 um 23:31 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 0:25 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 1:20 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 14. Juni 2019 um 22:45 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 15. Juni 2019 um 1:54 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 13. Juli 2019 um 14:01 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 22. Juni 2019 um 19:09 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 13. Juli 2019 um 14:05 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 15. Dez. 2020 um 17:25 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 3. März 2022 um 18:03 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

8 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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