Teamed up with a Russian player and felt like I was on a wild ride through the Kremlin! From epic gaming strategies to mastering the art of squatting, this player brings the vodka-fueled energy like no other. It's like playing with a real-life Matryoshka doll—full of surprises and always entertaining. Na zdorovie to my favorite cyka-slaying teammate!

delivering packages with him is the biggest honor in my whole retarted life. Pls sign my massive slong

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

booo!

affen in nem Käfig mit ner epipen addiction

How he handle his ♥♥♥♥♥ drum sticks...hope he handles my stick the same. Legend. Cant wait to go on tour with this dude!