lobter

hoffe sterbst du an den krebs nach einem sehr sehr langen und schweren kampf :)))

noob cheaters

-rep noob cheater

So I was just laying in my bed and Duolingo sends me a notification to keep my 420 day streak going. Rock hard in an instant. So I start doing my lesson and I hear that one weird old guy say "Manuel tiene leche en sus pantalones" and suddenly my ♥♥♥♥ starts aggressively throbbing, ready to ♥♥♥ at any second. Then the Duolingo owl busts down my door, hops on my bed and starts riding me. My ♥♥♥♥ is already so hard and throbbing that I ♥♥♥ nearly instantly, but the ♥♥♥♥♥ kept riding for another few minutes and I ended up busting seven more nuts within less than 30 seconds of each other. Then the Duolingo owl gets off, puts his G-string back on, and disappears out my window into the night, never to be seen again.

+rep only in Cornville