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you smell like cashews

-rep So this inanimate object comes into my killer lobby. I looked at their profile and everybody elses and this person claims to have only "10 hours" in DBD so I say perfect. I equip omegablink on my Nurse, ruin, sloppy butcher, knock out, deerstalker, and bring a mori because i like to have fun as killer. The game beigns and this person destroys my ruin. So because this donut of a person destroyed my ruin I decided to tunnel them all game. Bad mistake, it started off with the 360 exploit. Everytime I swung, I missed. THEN this person used "jungle jims" or should I say infinites because the Nurse cannot catch people there at all. So I decided to just bloodlust this dumbass so they stood no chance. However bloodlust 5 was not enough for me to catch this person. But I decided to keep chasing him until my NOED kicked in. I finally got the sucker and facecamped him but his friends unooked him with bt >:(

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