Recent reviews by flathead

reimu is wrecking my ♥♥♥♥

no

when you unlock the business minigame, one of the first employees you get is a chicken. come on, how can you not buy this game

barely any rain 10/10

go to block 1 or 69 especially if you're streaming

10/10 would steal girls from hell again

finally defeated the first enemy. this gives me bragging rights, right?

great game, yet it crashes everytime a new update comes along

this is sao and a dating sim. you can be gay or straight. its honestly your choice.

Okay, now for the serious review:

Listen, I've only played this game for a couple hours and I can already tell that this is a bit boring. Bad characters that don't have anything special about them but hey, this is SAO after the first season. What are you gonna expect? Its a great game if you forget about the story. The gameplay is great and I would honestly buy an SAO game with no story and its JUST an MMORPG.

Alright, this game is about you, Kirito, finding a girl that is basically the main storyline in the game. You can date girls, or guys. I'm pretty sure most npcs are available for you to date them. Multiple styles can be unlocked including armor and weaponry. Plus, you can take whichever npc (that will allow you to) to go questing with them. Get closer to them, just not too close. Oh yeah and incest is a thing. Date your sister and get in a bed all cosy and comfy. Oh yeah, you can do "it" with your daughter in law as well! Isn't that swell huh? Come on, Kirito! This is Japan, not Alabama!

But let me just say, the story is one of the main things I hate about this game. It feels like its just a cliche you see in another game. Lost and mysterious person, leading up to something, big bad guy. Except this has thicc anime characters. The A.I. is surprisingly great. Bring Asuna and two others and you'll be rocking that floor. While also humping rocks around like a freak. It has decent graphics, good gameplay, not the best story and characters, but you should try it. The landscapes are gorgeous. If you wanna find an MMORPG like the anime, this is one of your closest bets.

3.5/5 - You should still try it and its an alright game. not for $50 though