Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lambroza.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved him ever since I first laid eyes on him. The way he drives into the paint and strikes fear into his enemies eyes. His silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for him. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch him retire.

He had a rough childhood, but he never gave up hope. He are even amazing off the court, He is a great husband and father, sometimes I even call him dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day he will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on his beautiful face.

He has given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when he first left Scrapper and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched him win his first ring in India, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted him to return home. Then allas, he did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 he made history happen. He came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only has he changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but he has eternally changed my world. And now he's getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lambroza. I will always rub honey on my goat!

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