I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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"Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of
THHGTTG. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
`Go to it,' it said, `and good luck.'
It was cross-referenced to the entry concerning the size of
the Universe and ways of coping with that."

- One of the more preferable pieces of advice contained in the Guide.
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"Students?" barked the Archchancellor.
"Yes, Master. You know? They're the thinner ones with the pale faces?
Because we're a *university*? They come with the whole thing, like rats --"
(Moving Pictures)
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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common cole what are you doing thought we were 1v1ing and ♥♥♥♥ i dont have to say much other look at ur profile u toxic ♥♥♥♥ get a life m8

Dude you're the most tilted guy I've ever met. Constant FF requests

Waterloo, ON
226-868-5515
MacGregor Senior Public School
Mom & Dad: Chad & Kent Breen
Sister: Karley
Not gonna post address, you can easily find it.

why dont you show your game hours, ♥♥♥♥♥

also lol went from champ to diamond in snow day. good luck with that