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Personal Achievements
 

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:36am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02am

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:35pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02am

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:22pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54am

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34am

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22am

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12am

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50am

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15am

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:50am

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:42am

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20am

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:42am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:43pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:55am

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:56am

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm



Timber!

Kill the Ent

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
137 / 500

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
39 / 100

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
431 / 500

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
431 / 1,000

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
241 / 500

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
17 / 25

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
17 / 50

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
2 / 6

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
+1

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