I'm 18 years old, I gave up on school at the age of 12 to begin working as an automatic toiler programmer assistant. I was fired for being too useless and I've dedicated my life on playing video games in my parents' house with 17 crates of coca-cola to keep me awake. I have no financial independence, my schedule is completely empty and all I have in my life is my 3000$ PC that I restart once every 2 weeks to cool it down. I'm 7.1feet tall and 209lbs. heavy and my diet consists of zero-calorie coca-cola. My girlfriend holds the Guiness World Record for the hairiest woman on earth and she often plays CS:GO with me. We also like boosting in Wow and H1z1. So the next time you bazinga me with your Bling Bling whatever make sure you get a life, kid.