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unbind mwheelup;unbind mwheeldown;bind mouse5 "invprev";bind mouse4 "invnext";bind f11 "disconnect"; bind f7 jpeg;bind f5 "noclip;say .noclip";bind kp_end "buy smokegrenade";bind kp_downarrow "buy incgrenade"

bind kp_pgdn "buy flashbang";bind kp_ins "buy hegrenade";bind kp_home; "buy vesthelm";bind kp_uparrow "buy vest";bind kp_pgup "buy defuser";bind kp_leftarrow "buy ak47";bind kp_5 "buy awp";bind kp_rightarrow "buy mp9"

bind kp_slash "buy famas";bind kp_multiply "buy p250";bind kp_minus "buy deagle";bind kp_plus "buy tec9";bind "c" "+voicerecord";bind "'" "toggleconsole";bind "SHIFT" "+speed;r_cleardecals"

bind "=" "cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0;cl_crosshairgap -10;cl_crosshairsize 4;cl_crosshairstyle 4;cl_crosshairthickness 0.1;cl_crosshaircolor 0;cl_crosshairdot 0"

alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack;-attack2"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind alt "+jumpthrow";

alias "+jumpthrowstep" "+forward;+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrowstep" "-jump;-forward";bind “x” “+jumpthrowstep”;