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Guilherme Rodrigues
 
 
Eu sei 10 coisas sobre ti:
1) Estás a ler isto;
2) És humano;
3) Não consegues dizer ''P'' sem separar os lábios;
4) Acabas-te de tentar;
6) Estás a rir-te de ti próprio(a);
7) Continuas com o sorriso na cara e nem percebeste que faltou o 5);
8) Voltaste para ver se não tinha mesmo o 5);
9) Ris-te-te disso porque todas as pessoas assim fazem;
10) Vais pôr isto no teu perfil só para irritar mais alguém.












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✉²⁷ 🔈ₓ    Some things about me!  📶 🔋 15:23
About Me
►Languages that i speak: Portuguese, English.
►Birthday: 28th October
►Name: Guilherme Rodrigues
►Country: Portugal
►Age: 15 years


Games That I Mainly Play.
►Rocket League.
►CS:GO.
►Paladins
►Fortnite


Friend Requests
►I only accept friend requests from people I know and for trades in Rocket League.
►Write in the comments why the friend request


Sports
►Football
►Basketball
►Ping Pong
►Volleyball
►Futsal


CSGO Rank
➢ Silver 1 : ✖
➢ Silver 2 : ✖
➢ Silver 3 : ✔
➢ Silver 4 : ✔
➢ Silver Elite : ✔(Current Rank)
➢ Silver Elite Master : ✔
➢ Gold Nova 1 : ✖
➢ Gold Nova 2 :✖
➢ Gold Nova 3 : ✖
➢ Gold Nova Master :✖
➢ Master Guardian 1 : ✖
➢ Master Guardian 2 : ✖
➢ Master Guardian Elite : ✖
➢ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✖
➢ Legendary Eagle : ✖
➢ Legendary Eagle Master : ✖
➢ Supreme Master First Class :✖
➢ The Global Elite : ✖



Horny 👅 Giselle 29 May, 2019 @ 4:06pm 
Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
-- Norman Mailer

😘
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat
with a thyroid problem.

🙄
This is now. Later is later.
🤠
One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled
long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no
longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured
us. it is simply too painful to acknowledge -- even to ourselves -- that
we've been so credulous. (So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the
new bamboozles rise.)
-- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection," Parade, February 1, 1987
😯
I'm serious about thinking through all the possibilities before we
settle on anything. All things have the advantages of their
disadvantages, and vice versa.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>

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salapicajr 26 Jun, 2018 @ 6:50am 
Desculpa, ocorreu um erro: Tens feito posts com muita frequência e não podes fazer outro post de momento
BongRipper ☂ 21 May, 2018 @ 9:50am 
do u wanna trade cases for keys?
strafty ⸸ 15 Apr, 2018 @ 1:48pm 
Signed by: Pulse Strafty
ivalid name 31 Mar, 2018 @ 12:49am 
Já te conheço há uns dez anos e és a ovelhinha mais querida e fofinha que conheci
O Fardas 30-3-2018
✘Pire§1mple 28 Mar, 2018 @ 5:25am 
+rep