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UPCOMING ASIAN TRANS TALENT

CO-FOUNDER OF ShireOnThePortwayBristol

Squelch and Brown CEO

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one day i was heading to work when suddenly i felt the urge to brown my pants, without hesitation i browned all over myself immediately, i was covered in poop, it was leaking out my undies onto the bus seat. I undid my belt and removed my jeans and just bathed in my brown goodness, once my stop arrived i pulled my poo covered jeans back up and proudly walked off the bus, leaving my mark on that bus seat. I could not get over my guffy aroma that i was emitting into the universe, it smelt so good. As i headed towards my job i was stopped by an elderly lady "did you brown yourself" the lady asked. "YES I LOVE POO POO" i proudly shouted back. She then told me how she used to brown herself all the time, we bonded over all our squelchy poo moments, it was like i finally found my own. Something about the brown colour, the different shapes and consistencies that poo can be, brought me such peace. Reminded me of a quote from a forefather of the Squelch Squad.

"Brown Brown Brown Your Pants, Gently Down The Stream"
- Farthew Wise

Just embrace your brownness and let it happen.




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