When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my dong side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the dong to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a dong-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our dong slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank