Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name, and I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game, I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a ♥♥♥♥, now I'm practically lying around in the big bucks

I've got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared and I've got another million more right under my stairs, I do my business deals under cover of the night, so I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight

I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply, It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie, I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid and made up charity work I never even did

I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times, so many clever tricks I can't fit 'em all into rhymes, Yoshi is my name, money-laundering is my game and commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime

I'm a tax-dodging badass, I don't play by the rules, I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools, I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make, nothing makes me ♥♥♥ faster than a good old tax break

I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate, I supported Ron Paul back in 2008, you might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay, but it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway.