hello

A man's house is his hassle.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
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<Mongoose> knghtbrd: and the meek shall inherit k-mart
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greenrd's law
Evey post disparaging someone else's spelling or grammar, or lauding
one's own spelling or grammar, will inevitably contain a spelling or
grammatical error.
-- greenrd in http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/4/16/61744/5230?pid=5#6
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* dpkg hands stu a huge glass of vbeer
* Joey takes the beer from stu, you're too young ;)
* Cylord takes the beer from Joey, you're too drunk.
* Cylord gives the beer to muggles.
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Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself.
-- Firesign Theatre
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