Alright listen bro, if we gonna throw down in Minecraft, can't be be having those game bans dawg. You're welcome to join us still, just don't do us dirty mannnnn. Ya feel me, boo?

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

loser

yw for winning 3 ecos for u with the deagle - thanks for nothing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - regards, the warowl

He is triggered