Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

+rep - pазъёбывает бомжей, кормит бездомных животных, выходит на мид делает минус 9, силой мысли заставляет врагов плакать и отворачиваться от монитора, провоцирует поляков на суицид, купил мне квартиру в казахстане (почти Москва), сэйвит 3 ствола за раунд, на пистолетках выкидывает ствол и даёт по eбaлy врукопашную, по выходным помогает въетнамцам видеть флэшбэки, убедил меня слезть с травы, ходит сквозь стены, если что может закинуть тебя на себя и донести до плента. Бог, а не тимейт!!!

U a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥, but it is the best piece I have ever met

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