love you pookie UwU

Behold Dog
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I want Default Huntsman to crush my head between his massive thighs. I want him to headlock me between his bulging quads and force me to lick his sweaty nutsack. I would give my life savings for a single drop of Huntsman's scrotum sweat. I want Huntsman to crush me hard. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Jesus Christ. I thought this was a joke. I can't comprehend how insane you have to be to actually back an ideology as destructive and senseless as unfettered, neoliberal capitalism. You claim to worry about the issues of supposed oppressed groups and yet you do not care about the common man, who inevitably gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the end of the day. But no, standing up for our right not to sell my ass 40 hours a week for minimum wage is apparently a form of populism at this point.