What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about the Motherland, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSB Alfa Group, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ukraine, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gaining fire superiority and I’m the top machine gunner in the entire Russian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Islamist. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with suppression the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ about Rossija over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GRU agents across the West and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Katjusha storm, suka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call NATO.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, fascist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Kalashnikov. Not only am I extensively trained in small arms weapons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the VDV and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my country, you little huj. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ djebil. I will piss vodka all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, American.

Boosted animal

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand communism. The identity politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of liberal arts most of their viewpoints will go over a typical economist's head. There's also a large amount of ethnic genocides, which is deftly woven into communist regimes - Joseph Stalin's forced relocation of millions of Chechens, for instance. The teenagers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the theories, to realize that they're not just starving- they say something deep about LIFE. =

As a consequence people who dislike communism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the social conditions in Che's existencial catchphrase "The negro is indolent and lazy," which itself is a cryptic reference to Karl Marx's hatred of Jews. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Peter Kropotkin's genius unfolds itself on their iPhone 6. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes by the way, I DO have a hammer and sickle tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 welfare cards of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.