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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 May @ 2:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:59pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:51am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:26pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:57pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:55pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:22am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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6 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked