One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking
through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good
breakfast.

And you don't get mugged, either.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
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Hmm... Which would do a better job at driving physicists crazy? Travel
faster than light, or a floating-point boolean value?
-- Michael Mol
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"Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead."
-- Apparently Terry nicked this from James Thurber. Still a good
quote, though.
(Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)


The druid stiffened. "*Nice?*" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a
miracle of modern masonic technology -- *nice*?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower,
to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S.
(The Light Fantastic)
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