Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
19 of 27 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2021 @ 11:39am

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 4:20am

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 3:57am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 4:08am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 9:51am

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 11:43am

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 7:50am

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 8:22am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 3:09pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 5:07pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 5:35am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 5:38am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 3:53am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 2:47pm

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2021 @ 3:08pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 3:43am

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 6:08am



Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
+7

7 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked