I am a billionaire and a member of multiple secret kabals. I rule all of you mortals whilst being the bottomest of all bottoms. I am an alien from another planet, assigned to guide humanity on a steady course towards transcendence to higher form of being. Humanity is destined to become cute furry animals. Then and only then shall you arise on towards the stars.


Kissing humanoids of the male constitution
Being kissed by humanoids of the male constitution
say gex
All stuff out of fluff
Ruling the masses from the shadows
HARDCORE TO THE MEGA
"I have no mouth an I must scream"
Harlan Ellison
Cogito ergo sum i think therefore i am
extreme misanthropy

Those who reject the word of the one true deity (me)
Autocrats (I am the only the one who steers this vessel)
Mediocrity (Cogito ergo sum)
the ego


Mitten in die Fresse rein
The west is rising, don't let them tell you otherwise, my brethren. We will prevail the onslaught of the molusco-gecko people. They won't destroy us. We are inventing a delta ray laser beam that can melt Steel beams and we will melt an entire fleet of Trade Ships. This will lead to chaos and revolts within enemy territory which shall give us ample time to strike. To assist in the mission i've built a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because i built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of trans-dimensional terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary creatures. Creatures like you. The other deities wouldn't act, so I decided I would. But I needed a host population. Certain species with the skills to be freaky. Hunted by those blind to the one truth, we work in secret. You'll never find me. But friend or foe, if your freak spikes, I will find you. So there!