Recent reviews by Satch

Its good, but definitely needs more content, and maybe more tools to reduce storage and inventory clutter, and micro management reduction in regards to farming brewing etc.

Game of the year.

Except for one thing.

CLOUD DISCONNECTS. Every. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Time. At the worst moment. Forcing me to exit the game and lose my progress.

This is pretty fun

-Addendum after beating everything

I feel like their might be a expansion or DLC coming after this, but anyway im sad now, when Dave came into my life he filled my body and soul with his girthy goodness in a way nothing has satisfied me in a while, infact i daresay Dave the Diver made my hole weak.

Insanely fun game, that you can lose a day too IF your favorite server isnt fully packed, IF you have a squad/team that USES their mics and communicates. IF NOT. You are going to have a ♥♥♥♥ time running trough bushes and fields for an hour while you get shot at by bushwookies that noone bothers to call out.

Boring piece of ♥♥♥♥ ragequit inducer.

Do you love staring at a map and doing ♥♥♥♥ all for 4 hours at 5x speed while you try to build a economy that can support more than two farmers with one stick. This is the game for you.

Do you like being completely cucked in a war because of a ticking score meter, that, EVEN WHEN YOU RETAKE WHAT YOUR ENEMY WANTED, KEEPS TICKING DOWN? Example: As Prussia, take literally all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ german provinces you need to form Germany, advance into France a good bit, enough to end the war right? WRONG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, FRANCE INVADED YOUR AFRICAN TOBACCO COLONY AND THE NATION SURRENDERS. ♥♥♥♥.

Addendum: I feel like i left out the AI in this game, It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. It is the most miserable form of AI that does nothing but sabotage itself, ignore the other AIs and will dogpile in on you every chance they get mid-game. There is also no logic behind the AI, any attempts to make a 'coalition' by carefully influencing politics does not work. Why you ask? Well let me give you an example, as Russia, help Italy form itself, fight a war for it, and then just be completely unable to improve relations or form an alliance because the AI just does not want to with the player.

So now their is another big nation on the map that just wants to ♥♥♥♥ with you any chance that it gets.

Exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing for Prussia, in the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ campaign, i helped it beat Austria, in its war for unification, AI Prussia got cucked by the war score meter, even though we had the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ european continent under our control, BECAUSE AGAIN SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLONIES GOT NAVAL INVADED.

So AI Prussia loses, big deal, i sign an alliance, i turn around to puppet japan, AND ALL MY ALLIANCES GET BROKEN, EVERYONE I JUST FOUGHT ALONGSIDE FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS BETRAYS ME.

This game sucks ass, its only fun in multiplayer, but good luck getting that going.

Mount and Blade 2: Butterlord.

Ride around on a fantasy map with your avatar and his warband fueled on nothing but the best butter. Wreak havoc cause mischief and murder with a cholesterol level that is trough the roof.

10/10 cant wait to butter myself up again.

Just a plain awful game and community.

Ok, let me start this off by saying this. War of Right is a delicious cake, name you're favorite cake and it might be it. However, the cake is riddled with ants, some are alive, some dead, some bite. But if you scrape off the bugs you get that delicious cake.

War of rights places you in the boots of either a soldier, NCO, or officer of historical regiments during the American Civil War, more on the classes after this. But War of Rights does not provide a Battlefield 1 or Call of Duty experience, instead it gives a gritty, messy and gruesome perspective of infantry combat (with artillery upcoming) during this time frame, so no, not everyone gets a revolver (unless you are the man with the fabulous beard commanding the peasantry) and carbines and specialist weapons (Whitworth rifles, Sharps rifles etc) are rare and reserved to certain maps and regiments according to history.

So grab you're musket, stand shoulder to shoulder with you're brothers along the picket fence until the order is given to shank that blue or grey coated bastard on the other side with you're pig sticker.

The gameplay is as follows (in basic detail, as server owners may decide on events or modifiers, more on this later)

You Spawn in as the class of you're choosing, usually a private. Either on the colour bearer (The man holding the regimental flag) or in the deployment area of you're team. Usually at the start of a game you will hear someone yelling orders, listen to this guy, he is you're officer. Now you might think; Oh i don't need to follow orders ill just be a elite sniper shooting from a bush behind the enemy team, which is nice and all untill you realise that you need to make 8 kills for 1 of you're deaths to be compensated.

If that sentence made you just go uhhh... War of Rights rewards teams that stay together, going too far from your allies will result in you being ' Out of Formation' and in doing so will make you're death count x5 as much to you're teams tickets. Also you have a single shot musket, you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if 2-3 'skirmishers' decide to run up to you. So again, teamplay is rewarded in this game.

Why should you pick up this game? Well for starters, War of Rights is an amazing game made by a small indie development team, who frequently play on the servers when a update is done to see how people like it, and generally you can always pitch a idea (if reasonable) or a bug that you come across and they _will_ work on it.

But most of all you should buy this game for the community, the game is host to a multitude of different regiments, from Northerners to Southerners, for everyone their is a place without too much commitment from you're part. And joining one of these regiments open up a whole new world of events and battles that happen weekly. Where public games are all about the officer leading a group of randoms to victory or death, the regimental battles are ones of order, do or die, intense shoot outs and bayonet charges, with fun communities that have the best memes.

So if you are on the picket about buying this game, ask yourself these questions; Do you like accurate history and shoot outs on nearly perfect replicated maps? Buy this game. Do you get a stiffy from headshotting a officer leading his men in a charge on you're position with an outdated smoothbore musket? Buy this game. Do you enjoy people over dramatically calling out that they can't feel their legs after they got stabbed in the back and are bleeding out while a rebel plays Dixies land over the local area VOIP (This might sound annoying, but sometimes can lead to hilarious moments, and it is easily muted) Buy. This. game.

Well that was my sales pitch, honest and true. As for my second pitch, if you buy this game due to my review i salute you good sir. If you feel you are ready to participate in the 'events' between regiments i highly recommend you to check out the 1st South Carolina regiment, we are a group of players from the USA and Europe, with events in both timezones. We also provide aid and tips/training to new players who want to play the game at its peak, and provide a fun community with the dankest of memes.

Our discord link is as follows; https://discord.gg/n8YvVu

If a Southern regiment is not too your liking, i would also highly recommend looking at the FA (Federal Army Brigade) who we regularly skirmish with on Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Likewise they are welcome to players who want to play the game, or want advice on the game.

The FA's discord link is https://discord.gg/JeVUzx

That ends my rambling, go buy this great game.

Fun game, ruined completely by chinese cheaters (call me racist idc) who get cuddled by the devs saying cheating is ok in their culture, and that anyone complaining of people playing outside of their region with the intention to cheat and/or disrupt play due to network latency issues, is a racist/xenophobe!

Buy the game if you enjoy being treated like a piece of ♥♥♥♥ because the devs sold their soul to suck on the chinese money ♥♥♥♥.