Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
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Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
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"I have more information in one place than anybody in the world."
-- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS
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Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet.
-- P.E. Trudeau
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Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
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God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His
own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the
other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex
variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite
stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who *smiles all the
time*.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Стреляет как Бог*-

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