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"Now hold on a minute."
They held on a minute.
They held on a further seventeen seconds.
(Sourcery)

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VAC????

+rep drowns immigrants in the mediterranean

A family bought a lie detector that slaps people when they lie

Dad: Where were you this morning son?
Son: I was at school
The robot slaps him
Son: Ok I was playing video games
The robot slaps him again
Dad: Tell us the truth
Son: Fine! I was watching porn okay!
Dad: When I was your age I didnt even dare look at women's breasts
Robot slaps dad
Mom: Youre his father after all
Robot slaps mom

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+rep asian dog eater very nice