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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 9:55am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:24pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 May, 2018 @ 9:40am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 5:47pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 6:14pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 5:22pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 5:53pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 5:05pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 3:55pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 11:17pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 4:02pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 6:57pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2018 @ 7:46pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:25pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 10:27pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 5:50pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 1:27pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 9:07am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 9:40am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 8:56am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 7:52pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 6:57pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 8:44pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2018 @ 11:24am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 10:00pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:26pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 8:02pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 5:36pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 23 May, 2018 @ 4:53pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 9:17pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 7:13pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:12pm



Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!