peeta

the horse is here

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

i am being crushed by the gravity well caused by being a black hole for all people and animals within 1000 meters

benefits of being friends with me:
- Significantly bigger penis
- shorter lifespan
- Instantly attracts all people and animals within 1000 meters
- Grants access to Nirvana

*results may vary*

XD

aint my fault

let's be honest, you could possibly do with more comments.

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