reeeeal lengthy temporal vortex

3/10.
I ordered from SnailMail Meals expecting a quick dinner, but what I got was a lesson in patience. The delivery was so slow, I had time to watch paint dry, learn a new language, and even knit a sweater for the delivery guy.

When the food finally arrived, it was a culinary mystery. The “crispy” chicken had the texture of a well-used sponge, and the “fresh” salad could have been a new exhibit at the fossil museum. I’m all for aged cheese, but I didn’t expect everything on the plate to come with a history lesson.

The delivery guy was nice, though. He apologized for the delay, saying he got caught in a temporal vortex. I would’ve tipped him, but by the time he arrived, currency had changed its format thrice.

In conclusion, if you’re craving food for next week, SnailMail Meals is your go-to. Otherwise, you might want to look elsewhere.

mf bit me afterwards. ungrateful ♥♥♥♥♥

2\10. Didn't put pie in my pie. Just cave me a pan of cookie dough and ran off riding a tiger like joe exotic

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