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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:50pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:32am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:50pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 6:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 12:34pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 8:53am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 1:17pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 3:00pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 1:00pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 6:58am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 11:04am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:29pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 7:56am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 6:38am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 4:46pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!