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101 of 127 (80%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:09pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:15am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:25am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:31pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:04pm



SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.