Your mom got trade banned

Honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this guy. I tried to give you another chance in trading, and you attempted to scam me AGAIN? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded or something? You think he'd learn after the second time, but low and behold, he didn't. What a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suprise. Well, I got news for you, buddy. I contacted Valve and they're dealing with this directly. Can't wait to see your account get trade banned. Burn in hell, buddy.

My entire family went into the woods 30 years ago and I haven't seen them since. I still see their faces in the woods at night sometimes.

My wife left me

Some body once asked me if the kittens I was sellin were purebred, I told them kinda but they wernt convinced. They asked me if I had papers but I toldem I didn't. So they asked me how I was sure and I told em, there inbred. Purebred, inbred same thing

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