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White are my whiskers and faded my fur
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While some cats go clubbing, me I prefer
I quiet chat
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To enact
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To fondle my fur, but now it’s agreed
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Any day now, it’s a knock on the door
And death through the cat-flap, a scythe in its paw,
Will carry me off to some sorrowful shore
In a sack
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⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⡢⠀⠀⢀⢕⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⠄⣀⣀⣱⠸⠂⠀⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀
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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.
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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.
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