ALCOHOLIC RULES

* drink responsibly! (♥♥♥♥♥♥ responsibility is why i drink.

* you say alcoholism! we say liver crossfit

*alcohol does greati things terrible, yes, but GREAT

*i told myself i should stop drinking.... but i'm not about to listen to an alcoholic

*you can't get hung over if you dont stop drinking

* i'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics need a drink, and I alredy have one