over the past few months ive become a pet dog for my bf and its literally the peak of my life. He pets me and lets me swit in his lap and sometimes we try and have puppies >_< but no luck yet. At home i wear a cute collar he bought me with my pet name on it (not sharing the name because hes only allowed to call me that) and some doggy ears, thats it. I dont have to think about dumb sentences to say because im not allowed to speak english unless he asks me to. UNfortunately, I still work some days and have to leave the house and pretend to be human again, but i wear a choker on those days so nobody thinks im a stray!!! were hoping to move soon when he gets his promotion adn then i wont have to work anymore and can be his puppy all day every day :3 last year i was a boymoder with no hope of girlmoding and now im living in pure bliss :D:D:D all boy moders should get adopted!!!

Did you know that "slayer" has the largest naturally occurring scrotum in the world? Truly a fine specimen of having big ass nuts. As pure and sensational as the moon in the sky, these bountiful orbs. How I wish to behold them, dangling between their captors

Happy New Years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merry christmas monkey boy

- rep, called me a slur, said he'd fortnite dance on my corpse, then left the game by round 3

so tragic, lil bro is still yappin