some philisophical questions and quotes


if you can drink a drink, why can't you food a food?
Is it possible to fail at everything if that means you succeed at failing?
if you crash your car on purpose, is it still an accident?
if 2 vegans have a fight, is it still called a "beef"?
If you have a pair of underwear, where is the other pair?
if you're redder than a tomato, what colour is the tomato?
If a something is carried on a truck is it still called shipment?
If I keep squeezing my poop in and out, am I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of myself?
If you exit a room from the right, have you really left?
If they say time is money; Are ATM´s Time Machines?
Why is there a "d" in the word "fridge" but not "refrigerator"?
If everything I say is a lie, am I telling the truth
If you can get high on weed, can you get low on grass?
If you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom
Who delivers mail to the mail man?
why do we call a living room a living room if we don't live in it?
if i ♥♥♥ on someone's eyes are they watching my kids
If you lie in bed, are you telling the truth?
If an unstoppable object meets an unmovable object, what happens?
if you work security guard at the Samsung store , then are you guardian of the galaxy?
If I nut in her eye, does that mean she's watching the kids?
If europe uses euros, shouldn't africa use afros?
and i saw my self as tuly beutiful