sorry about that wrong wrong time i guess thanks for the kills

booba

nerd

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🚙 * 🏀 * 👃 * 🍧 * 🐟 * 🌸 * 💚 * 💛 * 👳 * 👔 * 🏀 * 📗 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 📘 * 🎍
ㅤ* Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls.
ㅤ* What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor? "Make me one with everthing."
ㅤ* Man is peculiar. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
🎄 * 👳 * 🚗 * 💎 * 💛 * 💗 * 👾 * 👽 * 🍆 * 😺 * 🌋 * 🐛 * 🌽 * ⛳ * 🎫 * 🌸

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Furry dood